刚才接一骗子电话：“我们是某某银行，刚才查询发现您的银行卡昨天在境外消费18万美元，请问是您本人消费么？”我说：“是我本人消费的。”骗子沉默了5秒后说：“您真能吹，把我思路都打乱了……”

哈哈，好笑，不错，感谢楼主分享。

哈哈哈，有意识

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